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英语笑话:Its part of the game 我来扮演妈妈
Its part of the game
英语笑话2011-06-17
Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.
Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we ar -
英语小笑话:Don't be selfish 别太自私
Don't be selfish
英语笑话2011-06-17
A mother is admonishing her son.
Now, John, don't be selfish. Let your little brother share the bicycle with you.
But Mother, I do. I ride it down the hill, and he rid -
双语笑话:惊喜 A Pleasant Surprise
A Pleasant SurpriseA friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time, but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks, and when she
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英语笑话:I didn't know that I was so far 想不到已经跑了这么远
I didn't know that I was so far
英语笑话2011-06-16
A big battle was going on during the First World War．Guns were firing， and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere．After an hour of this， one of the s -
英语小笑话:Dinner is ready 晚饭准备好了
Dinner's ready
英语笑话2011-06-16
My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off. Although -
双语笑话:成年人的选择
An Adult DecisionThe year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be abl
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英语笑话:What a big deal 我是来装电话的
What a big deal
英语笑话2011-06-15
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman -
英语短笑话:A Life for a Life 以“命”抵命
A Life for a Life 以
英语笑话2011-06-15
The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty．In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life，but not many copies of the -
双语笑话:你活不成了
You're Not Going to Make it
英语笑话2011-06-15
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. "Your husband is -
英语短笑话:A burglar 我已经努力好多年了
A burglar
英语笑话2011-06-14
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
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英语笑话:Talking on the Telephone 在电话中交谈
Talking on the Telephone
英语笑话2011-06-14
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer. -
双语笑话:新闻标题是什么
What Will Be the HeadlineWhen a man in Macon, Ga. , came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratu
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英语笑话:Stunning Reply 出色的回答
Stunning Reply
英语笑话2011-06-13
My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores, he said that he didn't feel like -
英语短笑话:Three Men in a Boat 三人同舟
Three Men in a Boat
英语笑话2011-06-13
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled -
英语小笑话:I'm not having it all cut off 没把头发全剪掉啊
I'm not having it all cut off 没把头发全剪掉啊
英语笑话2011-06-12
Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their -
英语笑话:Where is the father? 父亲在哪儿？
Where is the father?
英语笑话2011-06-12
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these -
英语小笑话:Contented Married Life 令人满意的婚姻生活
Contented Married Life A man was telling one of his friends the secret of his contented married life, "My wife makes all the small decisions," he explained, "and I make all the big ones, so we nev
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英语笑话:Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?
Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate?
英语笑话2011-06-11
Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you you come?"
Peter asked hi -
英语短笑话:Why Is He Howling 他为什么喊
Why Is He Howling
英语笑话2011-06-10
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!他为什么喊
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英语小笑话:The chemical formula for water 水的分子式
The chemical formula for water
英语笑话2011-06-10
Teacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ?
Blonde: HIJKLMNO!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Blonde: Yesterday you said its H to -
英语短笑话:No Cavities 我绝对没有蛀牙
No Cavities
英语笑话2011-06-09
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities.
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,It’s impossible --you never brus -
英语小笑话:Excuse for Speeding 赶紧到达那里
Excuse for Speeding
英语笑话2011-06-09
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no g -
英语幽默笑话:The Advantage of Noise 噪音的优点
The Advantage of Noise
英语笑话2011-06-08
Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience -
简单的英语笑话:Waste or Save 浪费还是节约
Waste or Save
英语笑话2011-06-08
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?浪费还是节约
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保存密码本的安全地方
My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and sports equipment.
英语笑话2011-06-08
我的儿子杰弗，十六岁。他是一个令
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