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英语笑话:I hung him up to dry 我把他吊起来晾干
I hung him up to dry
英语笑话2011-06-07
Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bot -
趣味英语小笑话:something Really Cheap 真正便宜的东西
something Really Cheap
英语笑话2011-06-07
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
“How about some perfume？”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a -
英语幽默笑话:The Same Duties 相同的职责
The Same Duties
英语笑话2011-06-06
A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for him as his valet. "Your -
趣味英语小笑话:As soon as you wake up, you're fired
As soon as you wake up, you're fired
英语笑话2011-06-06
Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietl -
英语笑话:Keep feeding him nickels 再喂他几枚五分镍币
Keep feeding him nickels
英语笑话2011-06-05
A mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upside down and hit him on the back, whereupon he -
英语小笑话:哪有人能弯腰弯那么低的啊！
How could anyone stoop so low?
英语笑话2011-06-05
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, s -
英语笑话:So Hospitable the boy is! 好客
So Hospitable the boy is!
英语笑话2011-06-04
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned -
英语笑话:The Nice Wedding Gift 漂亮的结婚礼物
The Nice Wedding Gift
英语笑话2011-06-04
We attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguishe -
英汉双语笑话：家丑不可外扬
Domestic shame should not be published
英语笑话2011-06-03
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell -
英语笑话:Bring Me a Glass of Milk 捎杯牛奶
Bring Me a Glass of Milk
英语笑话2011-06-03
At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. Tiptoe down-stairs, she told her husband. Don' t turn on the lights. Sneak up him -
英语短笑话:The cost of marriage 婚姻的成本
The cost of marriage
英语笑话2011-06-02
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."婚姻的成本
一个小男孩问他的父亲， -
英语小笑话:Teacher & Student 喜欢炸鸡
Teacher & Student
英语笑话2011-06-02
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?
Jack thought a moment, then answered, F -
英语短笑话:Be Careful What You Wish For 慎重许愿
Be Careful What You Wish For
英语笑话2011-06-01
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
During the celebration a fairy appeared and said tha -
英语短笑话:How do I get the gum out 怎么取出来呢
How do I get the gum out?
英语笑话2011-06-01
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to h -
简单的英语笑话:The first time, the second time, the third time
The first time, the second time, the third time
英语笑话2011-05-31
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary.
Their domestic tranquillity* had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper -
搞笑英语笑话:Who was the first man 谁是第一个男人
Who was the first man
英语笑话2011-05-31
A teacher said to her class：
“Who was the first man?”
“George Washington，”a little boy shouted promptly．
“How do you make out that George Washingto -
英语短笑话:The Looney Bin 疯人院
The Looney Bin
英语笑话2011-05-30
Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, -
英语笑话:How Much Is It? 多少钱？
How Much Is It?
英语笑话2011-05-30
It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for e -
英语笑话:Friend for Dinner 请朋友吃饭
Friend for Dinner
英语笑话2011-05-29
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I -
英语小笑话:Favorite Cookies 临死者最爱吃的小甜饼
A Dying Man's Favorite Cookies
英语笑话2011-05-29
An elderly man lay dying in his bed. In death's agony, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered hi -
英语笑话:埋在花园里的枪Guns Buried in the Garden
埋在花园里的枪
英语笑话2011-05-28
Guns Buried in the GardenAn old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who -
英语小笑话:Boxing and Running拳击和赛跑
Boxing and Running
英语笑话2011-05-28
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
Friend: "But suppose he comes up agains -
英语笑话:Three pastors 三个牧师的故事
Three pastors 三个牧师的故事
英语笑话2011-05-27
Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. -
英语小笑话:Real Play 逼真的戏剧
Real Play When I taught the introduction-to-theater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater's current production and write a critique. Aft
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经典英语笑话:Make your fortune计划你的将来
Make your fortune
英语笑话2011-05-26
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experien
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