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双语笑话:回答的技巧
Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our dr
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英文笑话:She'd rather buy a gift 她宁愿买一件礼物
She'd rather buy a gift
英语笑话2011-06-28
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." -
英文小笑话:林肯过生日 Great Event
林肯过生日 Great EventTeacher: What great event happened in 1809?
英语笑话2011-06-28
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln -
中英双语笑话:庸医 A Bad Doctor
A Bad Doctor A man walked into a doctor's examining room. "Put out your tongue," the doctor said. The man put out his tongue and the doctor said. "0. K. You can put your tongue back
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英文小笑话:Mixed Doubles－混合双打
Mixed Doubles
英语笑话2011-06-27
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it -
双语笑话:我刚咬破自己的舌头
I've Just Bitten My Tongue "Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.
英语笑话2011-06-27
"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"
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英文小笑话:I Cant Let Him Get Away 不能让他跑了
I Cant Let Him Get Away A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can
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英文笑话:Ways to Report Death 报丧方式
Ways to Report Death
英语笑话2011-06-24
Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days, h -
英文笑话:什么叫叛徒？
Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics？”Father（a veteran politician）：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one．”Young hopeful：“Well then，what i
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英语笑话:Visual Training 视力训练
Visual Training
英语笑话2011-06-23
The squad were having “visual training”． One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field．The party was so farawa -
英文幽默:左耳朵进右耳朵出
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" “孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了吗？”"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out
英语笑话2011-06-23 -
双语笑话:鸟窝与头发 Nest And Hair
Nest And Hair
英语笑话2011-06-23
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird?" my sister -
英语短笑话:父亲在哪儿？
Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
英语笑话2011-06-22
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all t -
英语笑话:我要做的一切就是付钱 ！
All I do is pay
英语笑话2011-06-22
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secr -
幽默笑话:我晚饭后从不工作 I Never Work After Supper
A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning, he told the farmhand, "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field,, wash up for lunch and take time to eat.
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英语笑话:日落
SunsetFather: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.日落父亲：这幅《日落》是我女
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英语笑话带翻译:一名伟人
A Great ManTeacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名伟人老师：如果莎士比亚还
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双语笑话:我要出去 I Want To Get Out
I Want to Get Out A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ?" he he
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英语笑话带翻译:Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧
Excellent Skills
英语笑话2011-06-20
After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a -
英语小笑话带翻译:The Choice of Word 选词
The Choice of Word
英语笑话2011-06-20
One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to the baby many times. John felt very hap -
双语笑话:犹如几个小时 It Seemed Like Hours
It Seemed Like Hours
英语笑话2011-06-20
As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I had to -
英语笑话:Senior Class 年长者阶层
Senior Class
英语笑话2011-06-19
During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her -
英语小笑话:To Buy a Video 去买台买录像机
To Buy a Video Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
英语笑话2011-06-19
"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath t -
英语笑话:I'm a bachelor 我是个单身汉
I'm a bachelor
英语笑话2011-06-18
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks -
双语笑话:醉汉和盲人乞丐A Blind Beggar
A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.
英语笑话2011-06-18
After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to
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