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简单英语笑话:忠告
GOOD ADVICE The portly sales manager was getting ready to leave his doctor's office after a routine examination. Here, said the doctor, follow this diet, and I want to see three-fourths of you back h
英语笑话2011-09-07 -
英语笑话:理应如此
As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. "That's a great scen
英语笑话2011-09-07 -
英语短笑话:无礼的问题
Impudent Questions A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic lady to a group of little East-Siders. The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her
英语笑话2011-09-06 -
英语笑话:昂贵的建议
EXPENSIVE ADVICE The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem. Do you think I should send her a bill? the doctor asked a law
英语笑话2011-09-06 -
双语笑话:同在一艘船上
Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch. A p
英语笑话2011-09-06 -
英语小笑话:慎重许愿
Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because
英语笑话2011-09-05 -
英语短笑话:一个发怒妻子的祈祷
AN ANGRY WIFE'S PRAYER A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him
英语笑话2011-09-05 -
双语笑话:可以选择
The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" The wife said, "You may select the
英语笑话2011-09-05 -
英文笑话文章:搞错了
A MistakeAn American, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident. They arrived at the gates of heaven, where a flustered St. Peter explained that there had been a mistake. Give me $500 each,
英语笑话2011-09-04 -
英文笑话带翻译:精力旺盛的妻子
AN ENERGETIC WIFE Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you? Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window. Neig
英语笑话2011-09-04 -
英文短笑话:我要表现得象位女士 I Am Acting Like a Lady
I Am Acting Like a LadyOne day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered
英语笑话2011-09-03 -
小学英文笑话:猪还是女巫 Pig or Witch
Pig or Witch A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells PIG!! The man immediately le
英语笑话2011-09-03 -
英文短笑话:Compliment－恭维话
Compliment
英语笑话2011-09-02
Larry! Come here! said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. Yo -
英文幽默笑话:两名士兵
Two SoldiersTwo soldiers were in camp. The first one's name was George, and the second one's name was Bill. George said, have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill? Bill said, Yes, I have,
英语笑话2011-09-02 -
英语笑话:一眼就看中
The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" "I have told you. " said the go-between with justice on his side,"When you
英语笑话2011-09-02 -
英文小笑话:丘吉尔和肖伯纳
Churchill and Bernard Shaw Winston Churchill was Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. He was a fat and short man. George Bernard Shaw was a famous writer. He was
英语笑话2011-09-01
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英文笑话:光着脚去
Go Barefoot In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height. Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night
英语笑话2011-09-01 -
双语笑话:借公牛一用
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this rich
英语笑话2011-09-01 -
经典英文笑话:I Hope So-我希望如此
I Hope So Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college? Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls! 我希望如此 邻居：您认为您的儿子会
英语笑话2011-08-31 -
简单英文笑话:一个问题
A Question Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question? Student: What's the name of this course? 一个问题 教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？ 学生：考试科目的名称是什么？
英语笑话2011-08-31 -
双语笑话:一直装到免费为止
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "The more you buy, the ch
英语笑话2011-08-31 -
英文幽默笑话:Dating for Mother 约会
Dating for Mother
英语笑话2011-08-30
When the young waitress in the cafe in Tom’s building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and b -
英文短笑话:救人
Saving Lives At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to
英语笑话2011-08-30 -
双语笑话:世界上最好的售货员
Harry saw an ad in a window. It said: "Wanted. The Best Sales- man in the World. Top Pay." " I' m a great salesman." Harry told himself." I can sell anything. I'll go in and ask for that jo
英语笑话2011-08-30 -
英语幽默笑话:亚历山大大帝
Alexander the Great Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation，and the doctor，somewhat nettled，said：Landon，you don't seem to be getting on very fast in this subject．You seem to l
英语笑话2011-08-29
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