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英语小笑话:A Bad Impression 坏印象
My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old,
英语笑话2011-12-07 -
英语笑话:几个英语词
ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks.
英语笑话2011-12-05 -
英语笑话:逻辑推理
Logic Reasoning A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his b
英语笑话2011-12-04 -
英语笑话:伟大的猎手Jonesie
Jonesie The Great Lion HunterA small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter la
英语笑话2011-12-03 -
英语幽默笑话:难兄难弟 The Two Men
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in hi
英语笑话2011-12-02 -
英语笑话:关于放屁的问题
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've
英语笑话2011-12-02 -
英语幽默笑话:两个男人
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum．They came across one individual in the grounds，with wild eyes，dishevelled hair，feverishly endeavouring to catchflies and keep them in hi
英语笑话2011-12-01 -
英语笑话:合理的哀伤
On his deathbed poor Lubin lies； His spouse is in despair； With frequent sobs and mutual cries； They both express their care． A different cause，says Parson Sly， The same effect may give： Poor L
英语笑话2011-11-30 -
双语笑话：Sharing the Apples－分苹果
Sharing the Apples
英语笑话2011-11-29
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started to -
英语笑话:Thank Goodness!－谢天谢地!
Thank Goodness! Father: What did you say? Emma: I said yes -- then she said, Thank goodness! 谢天谢地! 埃玛：老师问我是不是家里的独生女儿？ 父亲：你怎么说的？ 埃玛：我说是的 －然后她说：谢天谢地!
英语笑话2011-11-28
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英语笑话:Pain Transference 疼痛转移
A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain
英语笑话2011-11-26 -
当你觉得自己倒霉时，看看这个…
Next time that you think you’re having a bad day The average cost of rehabilitate one seal after the Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively-save
英语笑话2011-11-25 -
英文笑话：Psychiatrist 精神病医生
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," sa
英语笑话2011-11-24 -
英文笑话：Problem with gas放屁的问题
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I
英语笑话2011-11-23 -
英语笑话：如何拒绝男孩子
语言反映智慧。一起来看看以下搞笑经典的对白吧，你会发现我们身边的语言是多么智慧！
英语笑话2011-11-22
Boy: May I hold your hand?
Girl: No thanks,it isn't heavy.
Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
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双语笑话：A Fine Match 势均力敌
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap. The shopkeep
英语笑话2011-11-21 -
英语笑话：请把狗的尾巴割掉 Cut off my dog's tail
Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(兽医）.
英语笑话2011-11-20
"Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail."
The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I do such a -
英语笑话：妻子要是报纸就好了
Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily妻子和丈夫谈话，他一天到晚总是
英语笑话2011-11-19 -
英语幽默笑话:Older Goats in America（美国老羊）
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goats' milk was use
英语笑话2011-11-18 -
英语笑话:谁是第一个男人？Who was the first man？
A teacher said to her class： Who was the first man？ George Washington，a little boy shouted promptly． How do you make out that George Washington was the first man？asked the teacher，smiling indulg
英语笑话2011-11-17 -
英语幽默笑话:我，你，她 I, You & She
Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am your teacher; (then
英语笑话2011-11-16 -
英语笑话:给妻子的玫瑰
Roses for My WifeOn the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman. Are these for
英语笑话2011-11-15 -
英语笑话:亲爱的，没什么新鲜事
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked Anything new at work, and he replied, no, I am teaching History.中文翻译：一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭。妻子问到：工作上有什么新鲜
英语笑话2011-11-12 -
英语笑话:Excited Remarks－激动的话
Excited Remarks
英语笑话2011-11-11
Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at -
英语小笑话:幸运数字5 Lucky Number 5
Frank believed that five was his special number.
英语笑话2011-11-10
弗兰克相信,5是他的幸运数。 He was born on May 5, had five children and lived at 555 East 55 Street.
他生在5月5日，有５个孩子
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