菲利普亲王的搞笑语录

"I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family." In 1967, when asked if he would like to visit the Soviet Union.
1967年当被问及是否想访问苏联时他回答："我是很想去俄罗斯——尽管那些狗杂种杀了我一半家里人。"

"Damn fool question!" To a BBC journalist at a banquet at the Elysee Palace in Paris after she asked the Queen if she was enjoying her stay.
一次女王夫妇访问巴黎时在爱丽舍宫参加宴会，在场的一名BBC记者问到女王是否喜欢这次旅程，亲王代答道："这是什么烂问题啊！"

"It's a vast waste of space." To guests at the opening reception of a new £18 million British Embassy in Berlin in 2000.
2000年，在耗资一千八百万英镑新建的英国驻柏林大使馆开幕仪式上，亲王对到场客人说："这真是对空间的巨大浪费。”
 
"You can't have been here that long — you haven't got a pot belly." To a British tourist he met during a tour of Hungarian capital Budapest in 1993.
1993年在匈牙利首都布达佩斯旅行时，他对一名英国游客说：“你来的时间肯定不长——看你连啤酒肚都还没长出来。（暗讽匈牙利食物）”