菲利普亲王的搞笑语录

"British women can't cook." Endearing himself to the Scottish Women's Institute in 1961.
1961年参观苏格兰女子学院时跟对方客套说：“英格兰女人根本不会煮饭！”

"You are a woman, aren't you?" To a Kenyan woman in 1984, after accepting a state gift.
1984年接受了对方的国家礼物后，对一名肯尼亚妇女说：“你是女人，是吧？”

"If it doesn't fart or eat hay, she isn't interested." On his daughter, Princess Anne.
评价自己不婚的女儿安妮公主：“如果对方不放屁、不吃草，她是不会感兴趣的”。（安妮公主出了名的爱马）

"When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
“如果一个男人为他的妻子开车门，要么就是辆新车、要么就是个新老婆。”