单身男女最恨的九个问题

　　“你为什么不加入什么团体呢？”

　　It's a common misconceptionfor people to think you're single because you just don't have enough hobbies.

　　人们常常误解，以为你单身的原因就是你的兴趣太不广泛了。

　　7. "You just need to ______."

　　“你只要……就行了。”

　　Flirt. Make eye-contact. Go out. Wear brighter colors. Tone it down. Talk more. Talk less. Dress sluttier. Act more grown up. Meet more people. Shave your beard. Stop talking about comic books. Stop talking about your cat. Be less self-deprecating. Be less intimidating. Let them see how awesome you are. Drink more. Don't get so drunk. Make the move. Don't shy away. Don't be so forward. Don't seem so desperate. Stand up straighter. Cut your hair. Grow out your hair. Be less picky. Be more discerning. Figure out exactly what you want. Make your profile funnier. Make your profile less goofy. Change your profile picture. Smile more. Go to bookstores. Go to coffee shops. Stop bringing up your ex. Stop talking to your ex. Stop thinking about your ex. Stop looking so hard. Stop trying so hard. Put a little more effort into it. Stop being so passive. Stop waiting for it to just happen. Be more confident. Go to grad school. Lower your expectations. Just have fun and date more. Get the rest of your life in order. Move to a smaller city. Move to a bigger city. Move to a different country. Stop putting so much pressure on yourself. Start making this a priority.

　　调情、眉目传情、多出去、穿些亮色的衣服、低调些、多说话、少说话、穿的暴露点、成熟稳重点、多交点朋友、把胡子剃了、别老谈漫画书了、别谈你的猫、别那么妄自菲薄、别那么居高临下、给他们机会了解你、多喝点酒、别喝醉、主动点、别害羞、别太主动了、别这么饥渴、站直了、剪个新发型、把脸露出来、别那么挑剔、知道自己要找什么样的、把你的资料改得有意思点、别那么神经兮兮的、换个头像、多笑笑、去书店转转、去咖啡馆看看、别老说前任、别跟前任联系了、别想着前任了、别那么高不可攀的样子、积极点、别那么主动、努力点、多点自信、读个研究生吧、降低点要求、轻松点多去约约会、把别的事情都安排好、搬去小点的城市、搬去大点的城市、出国吧、别把自己逼得太紧、把这件事当作头等大事来做。

　　For some reason, people will be alarmingly frank about what they think is wrong with you as long as they say it within the context of dating.

　　不知道什么原因，只要以找对象为主题，人们总是可以直言不讳地列举出他们觉得你有问题的地方。

　　8. "It's better to be single than to be in the wrong relationship."

　　“单身总比苦恋强。”

　　Well, yesssssssss...but it's best to be in the right relationship, no?

　　好吧，话是这么说，可是最好的事情还是甜蜜地恋爱着吧。

　　9. "Wow, I am so glad I never have to be single again."

　　“哇，能不再单身实在让我太开心了。”

　　Yes. Fabulous. I am so happy for your good fortune.

　　是啊，太美好了。我也为你的幸福开心。