爆笑HR语录 混外企千万别惹HR

Toilet Use
如厕 1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
1.很多的时间被消耗在厕所里。现在一个精确的3分钟限制装置安装在洗手间里。

2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
2.三分钟过后，警报器会响起，厕纸卷会反应，洗手间的门会打开，你会被拍照。

3. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
3.违规二次后，你的相片将会被贴在公司公告栏的“如厕违反者”目录下。

4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company’s mental health policy.
4.任何在相片中面带笑容的人将会根据公司的身体健康政策进行处罚。

Lunch Break
午餐 1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
1.瘦削的人花30分钟吃午餐，为了看起来健康，他们要吃很多。

2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
2.正常体型的人花15分钟吃午餐，为了保持体形，他们吃均衡的食物。

3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.
3.丰满的人花5分钟吃午餐，因为随时都要喝快速瘦身饮料。