英语专业同学最讨厌听到的17句戳心话

1.“So are you going to be a teacher?”

“那么，你会在以后选择从事教师职业？”

You’re a math major, are you going to be acalculator?

照这么说，你数学专业毕业的以后就要去做一个计算器咯？

2.“I just really wanted to have a practical major.”

“我真的只想学一门实用的专业。”

You’re right. Words are totally impractical, that’s why nobody uses them.

说的没错！语言这个东西是完全不切合实际的，所以咱们才不会用到它。

3.“So do you just read all the time?”

“那么，你就一直是在读书？”

Precisely. And it’s awesome. I got to make out with Mr. Darcy earlier, what did you do today?

没错！这可是够厉害的了！我今早刚和达西先生共度了美好时光，你今天都干了些什么？

4.“I like to read too, I just wish I had the time.”

“我也喜欢读书，可是我真希望自己能有充足的时间。”

Yes, I’m an English major because I just didn’t have anything better to do.

嗯，我就因为是主修英语的所以才没有什么别的事儿可干。

5.“I wanted to major in English but my parents would have killedme.”

“我想研读英语专业，但是我父母会为此杀了我的！”

Yeah, my parents considered murdering me, but I guess they decided that doing what I love while pursuing a degree probably isn’t the worst offense.

呵呵，我爸妈也曾经想杀了我，可我估计他们认为我能边学我喜欢的东西还能顺便得到一个学位，这也并不是一个差主意。

6.(On a date): “Are you going to put this in your book?

（约会中……)“你准备把这个场景写进你的书中吗？”

Don’t flatter yourself.

别王婆卖瓜自卖自夸了好吗？！