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The One With Rachel's Other Sister [Season 9 Episode 8]

Monica and Chandler's apartment
Monica: Hey hon, could you help me get the plates down?

Chandler: Yeah. Hey, here's an idea, why don't we use our wedding china today?

Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.

Chandler: Honey, she keeps canceling on us. Take the hint.

Monica: What if something gets broken? They're so expensive!

Chandler: What is the point of having them if we never use them?

Monica: Ok, but if something gets broken, and then the Queen comes over...

Chandler: I will explain it to her.

Monica:(laughing) Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the Queen.

Joey: Wow, the parade is really good this year. Man those horses can crap!

TV announcer: Next up is a marching band from Muskogee, Oaklahoma.

Chandler: Muskogee! That's like four hours from Tulsa. Woo-hoo!

TV announcer: And heres the float with the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives .

Joey: Oh my God!

Chandler: Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?

Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my amp3.

(Chandler grabs Joey's amp3 and pushes the sleeve up)

Joey: Oh! Stupid long sleeves.

Chandler: What are you going to do?

Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like... like I was some kind of idiot.

Chandler: Well you proved them wrong.

Joey nods: Yeah.

Opening Credits
Ross and Rachel's Apartment
(Ross and Rachel are putting baby stuff together like they're going to be going somewhere.)

Rachel to Emma: Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.

Ross: A lot of people are thankful for those.

(knock on door)

Woman at door: Hello? Rachel?

Rachel: Who is it?

Woman at door: It's your favorite sister.

Ross and Rachel while looking at each other surprised and shocked: Jill?

Woman at door in a sing song voice: Amy.

Rachel: Hide my rings.

(Ross goes into Rachel's room)

Rachel: Oh. (opens door preparing herself and then happily says) Amy! Happy Thanksgiving.

Amy: Do you have a hair straightener?

Rachel: Um... hi.

Amy: Oh... hi... (goes to Rachel with open amp3s)

Rachel: Aw.

(Amy grabs her amp3s)

Amy: Hair straightener?

Rachel: I haven't seen you in like... a year.

Amy: Oh, I know, I know. I've just been crazed.

Rachel: Oh well yeah me too. Um... I had a baby.

Amy: I decorated Dad's office.

Rachel: Oh... yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, (shakes head no) not the same thing.

Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey... I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.

(Amy bending over fiddling with her purse when Emma cries and she hears Emma)

Amy: Oh my God!

Rachel: mh hmm...

Amy: Is this Emmett? (pointing to EMMA)

Rachel: Uh..... its Emma.

Amy: Its a girl?

(Ross comes out of the bedrooms)

Ross: Hey Amy.

Rachel: Oh Amy, you remember Ross.

Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.

Ross: That was me.

Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.

Ross with a look of wondering ho