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The One With The Sharks [Season 9 Episode 4]

SCENE: Central Perk.
Phoebe comes in.

Phoebe: Oh hey Ross, oh I'm so glad someone's here. Could you zip me up?

Ross: Sure.

Phoebe: Thank you. Can you believe no one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me?.

Ross: People. (Shakes his head.) So why you all dressed up?

Phoebe: Oh umm. Mike's picking me up for a date.

Ross: Oh yea? Now um, how is that going, is it getting serious?

Phoebe: Oh I dunno, I dunno, you know I mean, I like him but am I ready to take my grade-A loins off the meat market?

Ross: You know, I really admire your whole dating attitude, it's so healthy. I'm always like, is this moving to fast? Is this moving to slow? Where's this going?

Phoebe: Yeah, you know, you are a bit of a drama queen.

Ross: But you, you're so much better off. You just go from guy to guy having fun and never worrying that it temp3s into anything serious.

Phoebe: I wouldn't say never, you know. There's that guy ... well what about...OK well there's gotta be someone.

Ross: There isn't. That's what I'm saying. /p>

Phoebe: Oh my God, you're right!

Ross: I know, and yet here you are, all ready for the next date.

Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before. I'm in my 30s and never been in a long-temp3 relationship! Oh my God! (Starts crying.) What's wrong with me?

Ross: No, no, no there's nothing wrong with you. I mean, you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway.

Phoebe: I wanna get married! (Grabs a tissue.)

Ross: Please don't cry because of me, Pheebs. I don't know what I'm talking about. I've been divorced three times!

Phoebe: At least you've been married! Oh my God! I wanna trade lives with Ross! (Cries.)

Mike (Paul Rudd) enters.

Mike: Phoebe, what's wrong?

Phoebe: Nothing, I'm excited about our date. Mike, this is Ross Geller. Ross, this is Mike Haaaaa... (Cries again.)

Ross: I'm sorry I didn't catch...

Mike: It's Mike Hanagen.

Ross: Oh, Ross Geller.

Mike: (To Phoebe) Hey, so are you sure you're ready to go?

Phoebe: Uh huh. (To Ross) How do I look? (Her face is a mess from crying.)

Ross: Do you have a compact in your purse?

Phoebe: No.

Ross: You look great.

Opening Credits
SCENE: Central Perk, Monica enters.
Monica: Hey Joey.

Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?

Monica: Joey, I am not going to objectify woman with you! (Looks at the woman.) But if her face is as nice as her ass, woah mamma!

Joey: All rright thanks. Oh hey, have you talked to Chandler?

Monica: Yeah, he has to stay in Tulsa this weekend.

Joey: How come?

Monica: He has to work, there's some rush on the big ... ah damn it, one of these days I'm really gonna have to start listening when he talks about his job.

Joey: Oh. Why don't you fly out there and surprise him?

Monica: Maybe I will go....Yeah, we'll have a second honeymoon at the Tulsa Romana.

Joey: Oh and you know what you should bring? The black see-through teddy with the attached garters.

Monica: How do you know I have one of those?

Joey: Didn't till just now.

(Monica goes to the back and Joey looks at the girl)

Joey: Hot not hot. (She turns around) Hot!

Hayley: Excuse me?

Joey: I said I think you're hot and now I'm embarrassed.

Hayley: Oh I thought you said "Hi."

Joey: That would've been better, I'll try that. Hi, I'm Joey.

Hayley: I'm Hayley.

Joey: Look, I don't usually ask out women that I meet in coffeehouses...

Gunther: Ha!

Joey: (To Gunther.) Gesundheit!

Hayle