艾伦脱口秀EllenShow:艾伦对爱人说送礼纪要送钻石

Now hold on your pants.
惊喜还在后头呢

This is the most expensive gift.
价格最逆天的礼物闪亮登场了

This is 1.85 million dollars.
这件大礼价值一百八十五万大刀

It is forevermark Ultimate Diamond Collection.
它是永恒印记的钻石系列

Take a look at this.
睁大眼看看

This is a... I guess it's a whole bunch of diamonds.
这就是 一大堆钻石啊

They say diamonds are forever
人们常说钻石很久远

which is how long it's gonna take to pay off your credit card.
同时也意味着卡债还到很久远

If you're looking for something slightly more affordable.
如果你在寻觅价格稍微亲民一点的

This only cost 1.5 million dollars.
这价值一百五十万刀

This is a 201-inch outdoor television.
这是201寸的户外大电视

Tt's called the His and Hers Ultimate Outdoor Entainment System.
名叫男女户外终极娱乐影音系统

I would buy it, I'm gonna wait for the Hers and Hers.
我是会买的 不过要等厂家出个女女版的

But I'm gonna buy this.
这电视我买定了

I hope it helps with your shopping.
希望以上介绍能对你们购物有所帮助

Uh...you know, it probably didn't.
额 应该是帮不到的啦

So,hey, remember when it comes to buying gifts,
有一点请大家一定要记住了

it's not about the money that you spent ,it's the thought that you put into it.
买礼物价格不是最重要的 关键是用心

But,hey,Portia if you're watching,
portia如果你在看节目的话 请听着

I like the diamonds, those are nice.
我超爱钻石的 钻石美呆了

It's fun to give gifts,it's fun to get gifts.
送礼乐趣十足 收礼也是嗨翻天

And I thought what better way to start the Christmas season than...
我在想还有什么比送礼为圣诞节开场更好呢

becuase I like you already.
我可喜欢你们了

I can tell, I already like you
我点我清楚 你们真是深得我心

Hold on. Hold on.
淡定 淡定

I didn't get you the diamonds, don't think you're getting the diamonds.
我又不是要送你们钻石 想都甭想

But I do want all of you to come back for 12 days of Giveways.
不过我诚邀大家在12日礼物大派送的时候再次来到现场