艾伦秀第23期:只负责貌美如花

Here she is now, Ellen Degeneres.Thank you so much.Thank you very much.That's good.Thank you so much.That's so nice of you.Appreciate it.Thank you very much.Back at you, back at you. 

让我们欢迎 艾伦·德杰尼勒斯 太谢谢你们啦 真的很感谢 太棒了 非常感谢 你们太棒了 感谢你们 非常感谢 掌声也要送给你们

Have a seat or if you don't want to,you don't have to, you can do whatever you want. 

想坐或者不想坐 位子就在那 不用勉强 在这里你们可以随心所欲

It is your time here.Thanks for being here. 

在这儿随你任性 感谢你们来我的节目现场

Today I'm gonna let you in on a little industry secret, okay? 

今天我打算告诉你们一个小小的行业内幕 怎么样

Everyone knows I'm a cover girl,But people don't understand the responsibility that comes with it. 

大家都知道我是封面女郎 但是他们不了解 随之而来的责任感

They think it's glamour and being stunningly beautiful every second of the day.That's the easy part.

他们以为封面女郎很光鲜 每天只用负责貌美如花 这只是容易的部分

If you read the fine print on the contract that we get when we sign on to be a cover girl, 

如果你去看看我们签约封面女郎的合同 里面的小字 那些最难懂的条文

It's also my job to approve all covers,any cover, magazine covers, bed covers,the handmade tissue box covers, the... the box. 

审查所有封面也是我的工作 各种封面 杂志封面 床单封面 手工纸巾盒封面 就 就那纸盒

And, there's one cover somehow slipped by me.I didn't see this before it got out.The "Sports illustrated" Swimsuit cover.Have you seen this? 

但是 有一个封面被我漏掉了 在它上市之前我都没见过 "体育画报"泳衣封面 你们看过这个吗