艾伦秀第30期:真是很幸运

How much about these beads please?Okay.A lot of thing you have, right?Don't worry about it.
这些珠子多少钱 好的 买了不少啊 是吧 不要担心

That's not what I was expecting.That's how I got those beads.
这我倒没想到 我就是这样得到这链子的 

All right. Oh, good.Except for this one. - Okay.I got this one by showing my...
好吧 很好 除了这个 -好 为了得到它 我可是秀了我的

I don't need to see.No. We have to go. We have to.Tatas.No. No.
我不要看 别 我们要走了 我们必须 "小白兔" 别 打住

Happy Mardi Gras to you.Happy Mardi Gras, Helen.Okay. We'll be right back.Do you want one. -Yeah.
狂欢节快乐 狂欢节快乐 海伦 广告之后 马上回来 你想要一条吗 -呃

Listen, you did what anybody should have done but they didn't, and you did,
你做了大家都该做的事 可是他们没做 而你做了

so good for you,and thank goodness you were driving by.
好样的 幸好你当时开车经过

Thank you.How did you beat the selfie that broke the Internet?
谢谢 你是怎么拍出这张红遍网络的自拍的

Yeah, I don't know.That was so lucky. I mean that was so...I've seen that in my nightmares.
嗯 我也不知道 真是很幸运 我是说 我做噩梦都梦见它