艾伦秀第50期:和粉丝们调情

My grandmother told me a long time ago,she's up there, smiling at me.
我奶奶很久以前就告诉过我 她现在正在天堂冲着我微笑呢

She said, I told you, I told you when you least expect it she would show up out of the blue and bite you on the tush.
她说 "我早就告诉过你 当你觉得没有希望的时候 她会从天而降 咬你的屁股"

I guess so, so I get I have a big target.
我相信了 所以我要求很高

And she's here, she's Shawna, right?Hi, how are you?Good.
她就在现场 肖娜 是吗 你好啊 你好

She is thrilled to death to hear that you will not stop flirting.
你说你会继续和粉丝们调情 她吓了个半死

Really smart of you to say that right here.
在这种场合说这些 你真是太机智了

I'd gonna challenge.You should mess around her.
人生处处充满挑战嘛 我看你就跟着她混得了

She's a professional soccer player.
她可是个职业足球运动员

She's a real deal, she's a professional soccer player.
说真的 她球踢得特别专业

She's getting ready for Sky Blue, New Jersey.
她正准备去新泽西参加比赛

She's leaving in a couple of weeks.
过几周就要出发了

She has the skills of the Olympic players.
她是奥运会水平的运动员

Who knows what gonna happen?
没准真的会拿奥运会金牌呢

But she keeps me on my toes.And how long have you been together?
不过她看我看得可紧了 你们在一起多久了

We met just under one year ago and sparks flew
我们认识不到一年 第一次见面就很有火花

and we started asking each other questions and we're still here.
我们开始搭讪 然后就走到了现在这步

I'm happy to hear that cause you're a good guy.
很高兴听到这些 因为你是个好人

So happy, congratulations.You said this was not a cute picture.
恭喜恭喜 你说过这张照片一点都不可爱

This is a throwback Thursday that you posted.
这是你在"复古周四"发的一张照片

I think you're adorable, how old are you in this picture.
不过我觉得还挺萌的 那时候你几岁