艾伦秀第117期:难以置信

And Seal and Heidi Klum were still together.They were the last one. We started to turn the lights on. 

那时候希尔和海蒂·克拉姆还在一起 他们留到了最后 然后我们把灯开开

We started, like... We start... Take a hint.We turned the music off.Unbelievable, - It was, they.

我们开灯 就像 我们要...我懂你意思了 我们把音乐也关了 难以置信 是啊 他们

Did they have to get the rude.No, but they realized suddenly they were the last one.

不用对他们这么狠吧 不 但他们立刻发现人都走完了就剩下他们

There was no music,Oh we are the last, right. - And the lights were on.

没有音乐 原来就剩我们了 灯都开着

Yeah, and I was in pajamas,so I, I was just like.Yeah. It's awkward. Awkward!I like to go to bed early by myself, so. 

我当时穿着睡衣 所以 我就像个. 是啊 太尴尬了 好窘 我自己也想早点睡觉 所以

Do you really? - Yeah, I go to, early, like ten.Do you read when you get in bed?Uh, sometimes, yes. 

真的吗 是啊 我很早 十点左右就睡了 你上床后会看书吗 有时候会

I like to build a little window to read.It's so OCD. It's really over the top. - Uh-huh.

我会设置好小窗口再看书 太强迫症了 真的很夸张 -是吗

No, there's nothing wrong with reading before you go to bed.

睡前看书又没什么不对的

That's not OCD. - Well, I mean...scheduling a window

这又不是强迫症 -我是说 设定好一个提示时间的窗口

of time you go "I need bossily by nine,so I should be in bed by eight.

写明"我九点前需要睡着 "所以我要在八点到床上"

I mean it just makes me tired to talking about it. - Yeah. Right. 

再说我都烦了 -好吧

But I do wanna congratulate you on the star on the Walk of Fame.Oh, thank you! That's a big deal.Well, oh, thank you. 

不过我要真心祝贺你 留名星光大道 太谢谢你了 那真的很了不起 谢谢

Um, I will tell you something very funny.Couple of days before I began to panic. 

我要说件很搞笑的事情 前些天 那时我还没觉得紧张

I've been very busy and... it's the kind of thing. 

我一直很忙 就那种感觉

Well, anyway, just you don't know what to think about,what do I do, suddenly I realize "Oh, I've gotta talk.

反正就是想不出来 我做了什么 我突然想到 "我得说些什么啊"