艾伦秀第129期:光芒四射

Here she is now, Ellen Degeneres.Thank you very much, everybody.Thank you so much. That's nice of you.Back at you. Everybody.

欢迎 艾伦·德杰尼勒斯 谢谢 谢谢大家 谢谢 你们真好 欢呼同样送给你们

Have a seat. That's so nice where I get back to ya.I appreciate it. I feel the same about you.You are here on a good day. 

大家请坐 欢呼也送给你们 很感谢大家 伦家也爱你们 今天是个好日子

The wife of the most powerful person in the country is here.

美国权力顶峰之人的妻子 今天来到了节目现场

That's right. Say hi to Portia, everybody.Also, first lady Michelle Obama is here. 

没错 大家跟波西亚打个招呼吧 另外 第一夫人米歇尔也来到了现场

That's right.She will be out in a minute.But here is what I wanna talk about today.

没错 她马上出场 但我今天想先聊聊这事

The other night, I was on the Yahoo homepage, looking at the news. 

有天晚上 我在 雅虎主页上浏览新闻

And on the side of the page,the whole front page when you log on,there's a headline about me.

在网页的边上 登录时候出现的页面里 有条我的头版

Now, normally I don't read stories about myself.But the headline said "The Secret that will Destory ELlen's Empire".

通常我是不会看自己的报道的 但那篇文章标题是 "毁灭艾伦帝国的秘密"

And first of all, I didn't realize that I had an empire.

 我完全不知道自己有个帝国

I think of it more as a kingdom.Anyway, so I clicked on 'casue I would know what will take down my empire. 

顶多也就是个王国吧 总之 我点击了因为我想知道什么会摧毁我的帝国

And it took me to a new page and there was a terrible picture of me.

 点进去 出现新页面 有张我的丑逼照片

Like the person, the, awh,it's the worst picture I've ever seen.

就像那种 呃 绝对是我见过最丑的图了

It was like. It could've been Kieth Richards. It was... 

就像 是基特·理查兹的图

But, it was me, as horrible as I've ever seen myself.

但那是我的 是我见过自己最丑的一张

And then the next picture was a beautiful picture of me,gorgeous. 

然后 第二张是我的美照 那个漂亮啊

A better picture than radiant, sexy.I was such attracted to me. 

光芒四射 性感迷人 不得不说我对自己很有吸引力