艾伦秀第171期:苹果里的垃圾程序

This is number one show.Dancing with the Stars rocks.Are you a idiot

这可是收视第一的节目 星随舞动最棒了 你是脑残吗

May be one or two of them.That how my mom was after ABC canceled my sitcom.

好吧 也许是一两杯 ABC当初砍掉我的情景喜剧的时候 我妈也是这样的

We have time for one more clip I believe.Thank you for let me share very much baby

我们还有时间给大家再来上一段 谢谢你们 宝贝

Happy America we are all American.Happy America.Maybe a sip of wine I am not sure

美国万岁 我们都是美国人 美国万岁 也许只喝了一杯 我也不确定

Here is one more clip.She was kicked ass,She fuck smoken sexy last night,She is hot,she is getting carried away

再来一段 她表现的很好 她那晚超级性感 她很辣 她可是被抬出去的

Last week I showed you some bad aps from my iphone,I found few more that I'd like to show you

上个星期我给你们看了我苹果里的垃圾程序 我又找了几个 我想跟大家分享一下

They are not really bad aps,it's just more like,I would call them how come aps

其实也不是真的垃圾程序 更像是 我就会称它们为莫名其妙程序

I just don't see the purposes in some of them,And this is one that is

我不理解它们的存在的意义 这里有一个

I turn it on and open the screen,It's an air horn,So if you lost at sea,you just...Somebody!!!

我来开机 打开屏幕 这是一个气喇叭 如果你在大海中迷失了 你只需要 来人啊!!!

You've got（call） a phone，you could call someone but no

你本来有电话可以打的 你可以打电话求助 但是 不

All right here is another one these aps，This is a cat that's a cat ap

好的 还有一个 这些程序啊 这是一只猫 关于猫的程序

And when you talk it talk with you，All right… so…Like I would use this，It's not you it's me

当你说话的时候 它就模仿你的嘴型 好的 那么 要是我 我就会这么用 不是你的问题 是我的错

I just don't think we should see each other any more.I think we should be friends

我就是觉得咱两不该再继续见面了 我们还是可以做朋友的

All right those are some bad aps，but it's still talking actually with me Hello

好的 这些是垃圾程序 还在跟着我对嘴型呢 你好

If you want an ap that let's you watch the exclusive videos，You can download Ellen Show ap for free

如果你想要这个程序 可以看我们的独家视频 你可以在Ellen Show网站免费下载

We will also tell you who is on the show each day，But I will do that for you right now

我们网站也会透露每天的特邀嘉宾 但我现在就可以给你答案

Today on the show from Modern Family Sofia Vergara

今天来到现场的是来自《摩登家庭》的Sofia Vergara