艾伦秀第181期:展现我的另一面

I have to do a Texas accent.I have to do a Texas accent.Oh,you can do it.Howdy y'all!Howdy partner

我必须得发德克萨斯的口音 我必须得发德克萨斯的口音 哦，你能做到的 你好吗？老兄好吗？

My agent thought this would a good part for me,My agent thought this would a perfect part for me,Because it showed me another side.

我的经纪人觉得这个部分很适合我演 我的经纪人觉得这个部分很适合我演 因为这展现了我的另外一面

Because it showed another side on me,But I have to be sad.I have to be sad all the time. 

因为这展现了我的另外一面 但是我必须表现得很悲伤 但是我必须一直表现得很悲伤

I have to cry. I have to cry.Like this.Start crying.Why?! Cry! Why do I have to do it?I'm so sad. 

我必须得哭 我必须得哭 就像这样 开始哭 为什么！哭 为什么我一定要这么做呢？我简直太伤心了。

Somebody told me I have junk in my trunk.Somebody told me that I have junk in my trunk.

有人告诉我说我行李箱里有垃圾。 有人说我行李箱里面有垃圾。

No I don't think so.Do you have junk in your trunk?Do you have junk in your trunk? you?No.. 

呃，我不这么认为。 你行李箱里有没有垃圾？你，你行李箱里有没有垃圾？ 没有。。

I have to cry again, I have to stay in the charactor.You know what, I have to stay in the charactor.

我还得哭。。我得努力沉浸在我的角色里。。你知道么，我得保持沉浸在我的角色里。

I have to cry again.I have to cry again.Just silently cry.HEE--No,but silently.Just silent.

我得再哭一次。 我得再哭一次。就是安静的啜泣。嗷 哦哦只是安静的哭。只是静静地。

Do you believe me? Do I cry well?Do you think I'm crying well?

你想不相信我？我哭得到不到位？ 你觉得我哭得像不像？

I think you did good, they're really good.Then do you believe me?

我认为你哭的非常到位，非常好。那你相信我么？

I believe you big time.Tell me the truth.I told you the truth.

我特别特别相信你。 告诉我实话。 我告诉你的就是大实话。

Gallop around like a horse.You know, I have to, I have to cry,and do like the.

学马一样蹦来蹦去。你知道么，我得..我得哭，然后,要这样.