艾伦秀第244期:笑得难以自拔

I'm not stopping you by the way 

我可没有阻止你

there was one time when you were sitting on my lap,blowing in my ear 

有一次你坐在我的膝上 往我耳朵里吹风

 I gotta tell you it felt really good,really

我要告诉你 那种感觉真的不错 真的吗？

yeah seriously, you are very good at that.thank you very much

当然 我是认真的 你很擅长做那个 谢谢你

I'm gonna stop myself cuz I know I'm gonna be in a big trouble,stop right now,well you can't help it 

我得让自己停下来 因为我知道我会有一个大麻烦 停 现在就停下来 你没办法

you know, you are attractive to beautiful women,but that's what he's doing also 

你知道 你是那么的有吸引力 对于那些漂亮的女人 那就是他正在做的事

you know everybody always talks about like,why isn't he focusing 

你也知道人们总是在谈论 他为什么不专注

 why isn't he watching the auditions he's always looking off 

为什么不看表演 他总是东张西望

and there are distractions on this side which I didn't know before I joined

在我加入以前我并不知道那边 确实有一些分散注意力的因素

I mean that's bought you a lot of time,in my book to be able to do that 

我的意思是说你肯定花了很多时间 在我的书里才能做到那样

that was incredible and I really like to and then finally I love those two 

那真是难以置信 我真的很喜欢 最后 我爱那两个美女

most recently if you were watching Simon could not stop laughing

最近如果你看到 西蒙笑得难以自拔

and everybody was like why is Simon laughing so hard

大家都纳闷西蒙干嘛笑成这样

and I guess I just like to make him laugh cuz he's got 

我想我只是想要逗他笑一笑 因为他有

look at this smile he got sweet smiles,So I like to make him laugh 

看看这个微笑 他有很甜美的微笑 所以我喜欢逗他笑

So this is what I was doing while Kara was talking I was making him laugh

在卡拉讲话的时候 我就是这么逗他笑的

and I think you did a good job,you changed it upward you needed to be 

我认为你做的很不错 你根据所需做了改变

but you didn't straight too far away from the original 

但是你并没有远离原来的状态

you did get a little lost and the arrangement,you were fighting

你确实失去了一点儿 这首改编曲 你在努力

your tone doesn't have to rasp the edge,that's really where you shine

但你没必要勉强飙海豚音的 那就是你真正的闪光点

So I think this was the place that you should've made for you or you're sensitive or you're vulnerable 

所以我认为这就是你应该为你 或是你的敏感 或是你的容易受伤 打造的地方

and that's really where far away from the original,good job 

那是真正远离原始状态的地方 做的不错