艾伦秀第196期:组建冒牌家庭

Yes,It's a very funny movie with Jason Sudeikis,Emma Roberts and Ed Helms.

这是我和Jason Sudeikis,Emma Roberts和Ed Helms合作的搞笑电影

And It's, he is a drug dealer who then has to end up smuggling a lot of marijuana across the border.

他是一个卖毒品的 最终开始走私毒品

He needs to create a fake family.

他需要组建一个冒牌家庭

So that he's acceptable as he's coming back over the border.

这样等他回来就能顺利过境

And he tries to basically solicit all of us to become a part of his family.I resist.

他恳求我们能组建一个冒牌家庭 我拒绝了

But here's the scene.We could hardly show a clip 

这是一个场景 我们基本不能播每个片段

because none of them are good for daytime television 

因为都不适合白天节目

No,So this what we could show.This is what you get. 

不合适 所以你只能放这些 我只能放这些

Because you play a stripper.I play a stripper.Yeah.

因为你演个脱衣舞娘 是 我演个脱衣舞娘

All right.I really really like it.Don't.Just don't alright?

好的 我非常非常喜欢啊 别 千万别

Ok.Hi,mom.Jesus.Hmm.Who's that.That,That is your daughter,Casey.Hey.

好吧 妈！ 天哪 嗯 那是谁？ 你女儿凯西 嗨

Uhhmm.I want three thousand now.Why?

我现在就要3000块 为什么？

Okay.Let's stay off the flight.No,okay.Fine,Fine.Blood sucker.

那行 我下飞机了 别 好吧 你这个贪财鬼

Hmm,Aright.Happy wife,happy life.Hi,kids.

不错 当人老婆过得好 孩子们！

Start making room for your mother.

给你们老妈腾点地方

Okay.Hey!Oh,no.Wait,I didn't.Aw.

喂！ 不 不我们有 哎呦

Alright，we will be right back with Portia de Rossi after this.Woo!

好 我们马上回来 采访Portia de Rossi。哦！