艾伦秀第260期:展示大家的照片

Osteria IIson,is that right?Yes

Osteria IIson 这么读对吗 对的

how do you feel all those picture I just show to everybody else?I'm scared,I bet you are

你觉得我刚才展示给大家的照片怎么样 吓到我了 你肯定吓着了

I bet you very scared,can you guss what picture I'm gonna show

我确定你肯定吓坏了 你能猜出我会展示哪张照片么

I picked thousand that I have,oh really 

我贴了成千上万张 哦 真的吗

I just saw one that I thought that was really really worth showing 

我只看到了一张 我觉得真的真的值得一秀

Well let's just show it 

好吧 我们来看看吧

That's not me,that's just one of my friend 

这不是我 只是我一个朋友

I don't care,I'm not asking you to come down here 

我不管 我又没让你下来这

That's called "face"book,who is that 

这叫“脸”书 这人是谁

Let's get to the bottom of this,who is this 

我得刨根问底了 这人是谁

It's one of my best friend Michel Luis

我其中的一个最好的朋友Michel

I'm blessing his face all he probably watch this 

我在想他的脸 他也许在看这个

We are hiking on mount Ail on national park 

我们在国家公园爬Ali山

we cilmb very dangerous rocks up to,that sign is "hidden canyon"

我们爬了那些非常奇险的石头 看到了牌子上写的“内有峡谷”

This is the post that he gives me 

这是他给我的照片

Well he has a very pretty lady butt is what he has,very pretty

恩 他有个很美的女人屁股 非常漂亮

All right,All right,I bet after you show all the stuff 

好吧 好吧 我相信在你们展示了这些东西后

you gonna all change your privacy settings I'm sure 

我确定你们都会改你们的私人设置的

and those of you who I didn't show,congratulation I didn't show them 

还有一些我们有展示的 恭喜你们 我没有展示

But if I did show your picture today,you gonna get a brand new computer,you gonna get a brand new Acer laptop

但是我今天展示图片的那些人 你们将会得到一台崭新的电脑 你们会得到一台崭新的宏基笔记本

For those of you who didn't get the picture show let's dance 

那些没有让我展示照片的人 我们跳舞吧