艾伦秀第263期:第一夫人是个大话唠

All right,the first lady was just huge talk trash 

好吧 第一夫人真是个大话唠

So we did push-ups,and there spontaneously I did 20 and she did 25

所以我们做了俯卧撑 完全自发的我做了20个 她做了25个

but I watch the tape back and I'm just saying

但是回头我看了录像 我得说

there is some stuff we need to talk about

有些东西我们得聊聊

So I would like to maybe review the tape with all of you here 

所以现在我要和大家一起回顾当时的情形

Let's see first of all when we get down to the ground,let's roll the tape

我们看看 首先在我们趴下身子时 播放带子

all right,I want stop there if we can

好的 我们就在这里停下

because you can see she is edging me already,you can see the amount space 

因为你们能看到她开始挤我了 你看整个这一片儿

It's like mind track she is playing on me already to make me feel like I'm not quite safe and balance

她上来就和我玩把戏了 让我感觉到不太安全不太平衡

Look at how wide her arms stretch try to

看看她的胳膊离的多宽

I'm tryin to be polite with my arms there,it's easier when you have to wide arm,let roll it 

我却非常礼貌的胳膊这样放 胳膊离得宽自然就简单了 继续

we doing fine here,we were going down at same time 

我们现在还挺好 我们动作一致

Stop the tape when we get to there

在这儿停一下

all right,I just wondering,how far down am I,,how far down am I

看看 我就在想 我下的多低呀 我下的多低呀

That's how you do push-up you do all the way down,that's hard to push yourself back

这才是在做俯卧撑 你压下去的那么低 才难把身子还原回来

If you just go on like that back and forth,like one of those lizard you see on the side

如果你只是这样来回 就像你在马路边上看到的蜥蜴一样