艾伦秀第265期:找话题跟别人聊天

where's your mother? where's your mother? My mother's right there 

你妈妈呢 你妈妈在哪儿呢 我妈妈就在那儿啊

There she is,she is here. Hi,I've asked every time,I know

在那 她今天来了 您好 每一次我都问 我知道

Please where's your mother?she's never been here for taping 

请问妈妈在哪儿呢 她从来没到这里录过节目

The other day I drove in,there's all sorts of police 

那天我正开车进来 好多的警察

There's all sorts of lines to get into the building.oh,the first lady is on her tour 

很多人排队准备进这栋楼 才发现原来是第一夫人来访了

And I get my car scanned and unlocked here,we work here 

然后我刷完卡 并准备开车去我工作的地方

And I looked into my rearview mirrow and there's your mother 

我无意中看了下后视镜 猛的发现你妈了

And I went,oh,she's here for first lady,will she be here for the first nerd?you know 

我想着 啊 她是来看第一夫人的 那她会去看第一书呆子吗 你懂的

And you are!Thank you!And she is,she loves you.I love her,she loves you. 

您今天还真的来了 太谢谢了 对啊 她很爱你 我也爱她 她很爱你

When she hear you're gonna be here she said,cause she doesn't come all the time 

当她知道你要来的时候就说过了 毕竟她不是经常露脸的

she does a lot but she doesn't come all the time and of course,you know the first lady 

来是来 不会期期都出现 比如说第一夫人来了

she's gonna be here for that,she has to come,I understand,she has to 

她就会赏个脸过来看看 这个必须来看的 我懂 必须的

your mother must be so proud of your success.How is your mom 

你妈妈一定为你成功感到骄傲 妈妈最近好吗

she's great,she's great,she is very,she enjoys talking to people more than I do 

我妈挺好的 她很 她比我健谈

So when they come to her and talk about the show,No! I love people. 

所以 当别人和她聊起我的节目时 不是那个意思 我爱大家

But it's just,I'm shy or cantankerous,I don't know 

人家只是害羞或者脾气不好 我自己也不太清楚

But my mother is very friendly.So she loves this new-found reason to talk to people,you know. 

不过我妈妈确实很友善 她总能找到一些新话题去跟别人聊天

Maybe it sounds desperate,doesn't it?Idon't need it like that 

听上去她像祥林嫂 是吧 我就不会这样

No,I mean she just enjoys saying hi.and talking about her son and his work 

反正她就是喜欢跟人聊天 聊聊她儿子以及他的工作

And working you into the conversation somehow,yes.well,they work it for her typically,you know

不知不觉也把你引入对话中了 是的 你知道的 主要是别人让她聊的

But she won't,she doesn't poopoo it.she likes it happen,bring it on. 

但是她不会 她不会去拒绝这个话题 正和她意 随便聊

yeah,so when they hear the name Pasons,they'll like Oh,any relation,right away 

当他们说到Parsons的时候 会马上问 他还有其他兄弟姐妹吗