《生活大爆炸》Sheldon经典语录：对美国教育制度提出严厉控诉

1.Oh, I'm sorry. Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow tied into your self worth?
哦，对不起。我有冒犯你吗？你的体重跟自我价值有关系？

2.Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call?
你意识到我可能要跟你的炮友分享诺贝尔奖吗？

3.Of course I'm listening. Blah blah, hopeless Penny delusion, blah blah blah.
当然在听。废话，关于Penny无望的幻想，废话。

4.I'm the Doppler Effect!
我是多普勒效应！

5.Given the reaction to my costume, this party is a scathing indictment of the American educational system.
鉴于人们对我扮相的反应这次派对对美国教育制度提出了严厉的控诉。

6.When people are upset, the cultural convention is to bring them hot beverages.
当人们伤心时传统礼节就是为他们奉上热饮。

7.I'll watch the last 24 minutes of Doctor Who, although at this point it's more like Doctor Why Bother.
我还有24分钟的《神秘博士》可看，不过现在只能说是《看不看没所谓博士》了。

8.No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and Halo 3. As far as I know, sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapon systems.
不，是性爱和光晕3之间的抉择。据我所知，人类性爱还没升级到高清图像和增强武器系统。

9.Damn you, Walletnook.com.
该死的钱包网!

10.I understand, but it was between you and the Museum of Natural History, and frankly, you don't have dinosaurs.
我能理解，但我要在你们和自然历史博物馆中选择，坦白说，你们那儿没恐龙。