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And last week I was telling you about my new goal, which is to get on the cover of O magazine. That is my new goal and I'm asking everyone to join me. I need all the help I can get, so if you'd like to write in to Harpo Studios or whatever, whatever you want to do. I made a phone call to Harpo Studios on Friday and I got "Ted" told me he couldn't tell me his real name for security purposes, so I just named him Ted. Ted put me on hold for seven minutes, seven minutes, and then told me Miss Winfrey was "in a meeting".

 Now, so I just see Ted is one of the obstacles that I have to get through, so I'm gonna put a picture of him on my vision board, where is my vision board? Back here? All right, so here we go. I have, let's see, I shall put it on the chair? Okay, I am gonna put this picture of Ted here. What I did, is I started out slow, you know, cos you have to put it out in the universe and then it'll, it'll come to you, cos, first I just wanted a pickle, so I put that on there and I got one, so as like this thing works. So then I just put some, you know, some things, you know, things that Oprah said, you know, "where there is no struggle, there is no strength" and some of mine, said, "go to bed in a fireplace and sleep like a log" and just different things and so I am hoping it works. And I end up on the cover. I hope it works better than my Finding Nemo sequel, um, board, that didn't,  didn't work out, did not work out. So, but I am hoping I am gonna get on the cover of O. I think it can happen. You gotta have a dream and it turns out a lot of people have a dream, in this audience to sing, and a lot of you want to sing in my bathroom with me, and that's what we are going for, we are going for somebody that we can actually bring to the show, sing with me in our new bathroom concert series, here is our latest entry.

 And live from the Valla's bathroom, the Breeze Sisters!

 And I said 'hey, pretty lady, won't you give me a sign?
I'd give anything to make you mine, all mine,
I'd do your bidding and be at your back and call.'

I've never seen anyone lookin' so fine,
man, I gotta have her, she's a one of a kind.
I'm goin' once, goin' twice.
I'm sold! to the lady in the second row,
she's an eight, she's a nine, she's a ten I know.
She's got ruby red lips, blond hair, every one,
and I'm about to bid my heart goodbye.
heart goodbye.

Breeze sisters!

All right, and I, and I just love watching you all sing, I really do. Last week, I showed you one of my favorite new singers in the audience and I just... The response has been overwhelming. I have to show it again, because this guy is incredible.

How can I put it? you put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah yeah
Since you've been gone
How come I never hear you say
I just wanna be with you
I guess you never felt that way
But since you've been gone
I can breathe for the first time
Im so movin on
Yeah yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get
I get what I want
Since you've been gone
You had your chance you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...

Yeah, again sir, I love you, I wanna tell you agian, sir, that I love you. And it turns out he's professional and he has a new CD. I just dropped at it. It's called: Fake It Till You Make It. And, ah...