《变形金刚》男主角谈酒吧斗殴事件

-Can we talk about, ah, a recent bar fight that you were in? Is that Okay?

-Sure.

-Okay.

-Sure.

-This is a therapy for you. That’s why you are here.

-Wow, that’s embarrassing.

-I wanna help you in all the ways I can.

-Alright.

-Okay.

-Oh, man.

-So what happened? It… Was it… You didn’t start it.

-Oh, well, I can’t say I wasn’t a part of it. You know, I’m, you know, was a part of it. I was… I walked out to go have a cigarette. I was away with some friends. Some guys instigated me and that’s, you know, that’s, that’s what it was.

-When did, how did they instigate you?

-Oh, you know, some name-calling, just stupid, you know.

-And you didn’t know them?

-I didn’t know them, no.

-Do you feel like because you are a celebrity? Does that happen to you? Or all the sudden guys are jealous and they are like “Oh, you are an actor and I’m gonna make fun of that”, because they are not actors.

-I don’t say that either, you know, it’s just in awkward situation, I can’t blame it on that either, you know, I’m sure it does change things, it does change things, you know.

-Yeah.

-I’m the chance-challenging, but either, I was still my friends, but, yeah, I mean, people get drunk, people be crazy, you know.

-Yeah. Well, that’s why it’s always bar and fighter together usually.

-Right.

-Because that’s, I tried to avoid the bars coz the fights happen in them. It is silly because people, they drink and then they, they say stupid things, then it gets on the hand. And do you, and do you care what people about you public persona?

-I mean the only opinion that really counts you for me and, and I don’t care how cheesy it sounds, my mother’s opinion’s very, you know, a serious deal for me. Hum ,really the only honest opinion I feel I truly have, and the only opinion that really matters to me in my life. And you know, so, so, you know, she comes out there…

-You can applaud that. I don’t blame it.

-Yeah, yeah, you know, and she comes out of it pretty hard.

-She does.        

-Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. My mother’s, you know, she’s five foot, one of straight power when she watches to me. You know. But…

-How was she doing that sorry-spent game?

-Sorry, not very good. Not very good.

-Okay, okay. 

-She’s a, but you know, like mother’s day, I went over and I hurled a little card, sort it in the same van where I did, I drew sketch this point of view of like two thighs in the open air, a doctor in front of the thighs that she was giving birth, and then, and then, and then in the passage way, a sort of doctor analyzing the baby, you know, his thoughts, oh, it looks like it’s gonna be a healthy child. He probably get arrested five times for his twenty-five and he probably, you know, he will probably crap on himself to twelve years of his life and he probably hide the boxes all over the house, probably steal money from you, he probably scream at you, he will probably lie to you, probably run away from home, get kicked out of every school he ever went to, but he will love you more than anybody you ever meet in your life, you know, that sort of things, still crying. Yeah, it was very cool.

-That’s a sin card.

-Yeah, it’s very cool.

-It’s… Now, hallmark’s gonna come out with the card like that.