《老友记》Lisa Kudrow访谈

－Hello, I'm Doctor Fiona Wallice, and you are?

－I am Peter Travers. And doctor, I'm a movie critic.

－Yes, your name sounds familar to me,so?

－Wah, well, doesn't, you know.

－For which publication?

－It's called Rolling Stone.

-Oh, no, I wouldn't be reading that.

-Oh, God, who would? And I'm miserable. And I have dreams but I know this is something you really don't like.

-Dreams? No, they don't mean anything really.

-But here is the thing that does work for my ....

-You are gonna talk about it anyway.

-You can ask me. I know we don't have time and I'm nervous about it. But I'm not dreaming this. People whose movies I hate are coming after me. And it's not in an illusion or delusion that coming after me what do I do?...

-Are you finished?

-What do I do? What do I do?

-Oh, well, I know, I mean, it sounds like maybe you have certain regrets over some of the cruel things that you say about people who are just trying to do their job?

-But doctor, if I had regrets, I couldn't continue to do my job.

-Then you are in the pickle, aren't you?

-That's your answer?

-Well, you have to figure it out, dear adult. You can make choices, you have free will.

-No, I'm a child. No, I'm...

-All right. Well if...I don't...If you are going to get emotional then this might not work out so well.

-You are useless to me. Useless.

-All right, well. Then likely it's only three minutes, then neither of us have wasted much time, have we?

-To hell with you, I'm not paying my 25 dollars.

-Good bye.