李阳疯狂英语脱口而出MP3实战篇之疯狂买弄篇 第二节:魅力来自于幽默

第二节：魅力来自于幽默

【疯狂星级】
★ ★★★ 四星级．大学四六级．国际商务级
【Kim’s Note】If you can tell jokes well, you will always be welcome at parties and everyone will be happy when you arrive! I personally can’t tell jokes well at all, but I will never quit trying! This is a simple joke that is very funny. Practice until you can say it perfectly and make someone laugh out loud. Remember I will be practicing with you!

A Clever dog
[1] A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall‘售报亭’ to buy a paper. His friend insisted on‘坚持’ a demonstration‘演示’ and handed the dog some money. The dog trotted off‘小步跑开’, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
[2] “How much did you give him?” asked the owner.
[3] “Five dollars.”
[4] “Well, that explains it. When you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.”
      
                                          【李阳疯狂英语“三最”口腔肌肉训练记录为：11秒】
                                               【李阳疯狂英语“一口气”训练记录为：1口气】

【参考译文】
聪 明 狗
    [1] 一只狗的主人声称如果给他的狗一些钱的话，它就会跑到售报亭去买一份报纸回来。他的朋友坚持要试验一下。于是就给了那只狗一些钱。狗叼着钱一溜烟儿地跑掉了。可是过了一个小时，狗还没有把报纸买回来。
[2]“你给了他多少钱？”狗的主人问。
[3]“五块。”
[4]“这就有问题了。你给它五块钱，它就去看电影了。”主人解释道。

【额外成就感】
insist on
* I insist on being present.
 (我一定要出席。)
* He insists on driving her home.
 (他坚持要开车送她回家。)
* I insist on paying for lunch.
（我坚持要付午餐费。）
* I insist that you let me show you around Shanghai.
（我坚持要带你看看上海。）