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艾伦秀第5期:唤醒本能和兽性

2016-05-12来源:和谐英语

Now, which time for the segment we call "It's A Jungle In The Amazon"Sorry.Brings out the animal in me. 

好了 这儿是分割线 我们进入"亚马逊丛林" 不好意思了啦 唤醒了本能和兽性

Alright, this is a segment we show you real products exist on Amazon.

下面这一部分呢 我们将为各位呈现亚马逊网出售的产品

Even though they are probably should not.


 

其实有些他们根本不应该出售

This is a product called the "AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray".


 

其中一个叫做"自动方向盘工作板"

 

It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel.


 

其实就是一卡在方向盘上的小桌子

 

You know it's a great place to write to your love ones.


 

想想用它给你亲爱的写信告诉他

 

You just caused a terrible accident.


 

你刚刚出了一场严重的车祸

 

This is a book I found on amazon is called "Dancing With Cats".


 

下面是亚马逊上卖的一本书 叫做"与猫共舞"

 

And I think that you can't have enough cats... the cat books.


 

现在关于猫咪的书真是数不胜数

 

This is a woman right here and she's dancing with two cats.


 

看看这位女性 与俩猫共舞

 

She was born to do that, wouldn't she?


 

她真有天赋啊 对吧

 

Here's a man dancing with a cat.Here's the thing.


 

这是一大叔与猫共舞 是这样的

 

Every time I tried to defend a cat owner.


 

每次我试图为猫主人辩护

 

They turn around and do somethings like this to me.


 

他们就会做这样的事来打我脸

 

How can I defend cats.Here's another way.


 

让我怎么替猫说话呢 来说说另一样东西

 

I had no idea this book existed.


 

我不知道这本书的存在

 

It's the "Ellen DeGeneres Coloring Book" By Jack Anthony.


 

这本书叫 "艾伦·德杰尼勒斯的填色薄" 作者是杰克·安东尼

 

I don't know you Jack Anthony.


 

杰克·安东尼 我不认识你

 

But I feel like we'll be speaking through lawyers soon.


 

但我觉得我们很快就会通过律师聊聊了

 

If you see a product online, you think I should see.


 

如果你在网上看到某个商品 觉得我应该看看

 

Please send it to me.We will be back after this.


 

请发给我 我们马上回来