艾伦秀第5期:唤醒本能和兽性

Now, which time for the segment we call "It's A Jungle In The Amazon"Sorry.Brings out the animal in me. 

好了 这儿是分割线 我们进入"亚马逊丛林" 不好意思了啦 唤醒了本能和兽性

Alright, this is a segment we show you real products exist on Amazon.

下面这一部分呢 我们将为各位呈现亚马逊网出售的产品

Even though they are probably should not.

其实有些他们根本不应该出售

This is a product called the "AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray".

其中一个叫做"自动方向盘工作板"

It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel.

其实就是一卡在方向盘上的小桌子

You know it's a great place to write to your love ones.

想想用它给你亲爱的写信告诉他

You just caused a terrible accident.

你刚刚出了一场严重的车祸

This is a book I found on amazon is called "Dancing With Cats".

下面是亚马逊上卖的一本书 叫做"与猫共舞"

And I think that you can't have enough cats... the cat books.

现在关于猫咪的书真是数不胜数

This is a woman right here and she's dancing with two cats.

看看这位女性 与俩猫共舞

She was born to do that, wouldn't she?

她真有天赋啊 对吧

Here's a man dancing with a cat.Here's the thing.

这是一大叔与猫共舞 是这样的

Every time I tried to defend a cat owner.

每次我试图为猫主人辩护

They turn around and do somethings like this to me.

他们就会做这样的事来打我脸

How can I defend cats.Here's another way.

让我怎么替猫说话呢 来说说另一样东西

I had no idea this book existed.

我不知道这本书的存在

It's the "Ellen DeGeneres Coloring Book" By Jack Anthony.

这本书叫 "艾伦·德杰尼勒斯的填色薄" 作者是杰克·安东尼

I don't know you Jack Anthony.

杰克·安东尼 我不认识你

But I feel like we'll be speaking through lawyers soon.

但我觉得我们很快就会通过律师聊聊了

If you see a product online, you think I should see.

如果你在网上看到某个商品 觉得我应该看看

Please send it to me.We will be back after this.

请发给我 我们马上回来