超搞:小萝莉要求爆破公司炸毁学校

This is a girl in Ireland
这是一个爱尔兰女孩

Hmm
嗯？

…who’s making prank calls at the age of 8
她打了一个恶作剧电话，她才8岁大

I love it
我喜欢她这种做法

We will bring you a few of these
我们给你带来了一部分关于那个电话的内容

but this is one…
但是，这是一个…

she doesn’t like her school…
关于她不喜欢自己学校的电话

and she wants to get it demolished…
她想拆除她的学校

so goes to demolition experts and she tries to convince them…
因此，她找了爆破专家，并试图说服他们

Hi, is that demolition place?
你好，请问这里是爆破公司吗？

It is ,Yeah.
是，这里是

Could you help me to destroy my school, please?
请问你可以帮我把我的学校夷为平地吗？

Just bear with me a second.
请稍等

Hello.
你好

Hi
嗨

Well, what school do you go to?
嗯，你是哪所学校的呢

I go to a school in Dublin.
我在都柏林的一所学校上学

And you want it demolished?
你希望把学校拆毁？

Yeah.
是的

Do you use a big wrecking ball or… how do you knock it down
你们是用一个打铁球还是…你们怎么把学校拆掉呢

A big ball.
一个大球

Right.
好的

Well, hold on one wee second, please?
那个，请稍等一下好吗？

Hello?
你好

How are you? My name’s Becky.
你好，我的名字是Becky
.

Yes?
嗯

I have a proposal for you.
我有一个项目给你们公司

Go ahead.
好的

Are you the demolition man?
请问你是爆破员吗

Yes.
是的

You the top boss, yeah?
那你是公司的老板吗

Hello?
你好

I want you to help me destroy my school.
我希望你可以拆了我的学校

Do you want to blow it up?
你希望炸了它？

Could you blow it up or knock it down?
你们可以炸了它还是拆了它

Whatever you want done.
这个可以由你决定

I’ll blow it up. That’ll be better.
我希望炸了它。这样更好

Could you make sure that all my teachers in there when you knock it down?
在你们准备炸学校的时候，你们可以保证所有的老师都在里面吗？

Don't know if we’ll get away with that now.
我们现在不知道能不能办到

Nobody likes them!
没有人喜欢这些老师的

They give me extra homework on a Friday and everything.
他们在周五给我额外的功课，还有一堆杂七杂八的东西

Where are you calling from？
你是从哪儿打来的

From Dublin.
从都柏林

What school in Dublin?
是都柏林的哪间学校呢

The one that’s about to fall down.
那间即将被夷为平地的学校

There’s a lot of schools in Dublin that are about to fall down.
那都柏林将会有一堆学校被炸了

And how much will it cost to knock it to the ground?
那请问炸了这学校大概要多少钱

It depends how big it is.
这取决于学校的面积

Give me about a ballpark figure.
一个棒球场大小的呢？

Is this a demolition company or a joke factory?
请问这里是爆破公司还是搞笑公司

It’s a joke factory at the moment.
这这一刻我们是搞笑公司

The joke factory.
搞笑公司

Listen ,are you gonna come and knock my school down or what.
听着，你们是打算过来拆了我学校还是干什么

Can you fax me through a photograph or a site plan or something?
你可以发你们学校的照片或者规划图之类的给我吗

Right, I’ll fax you a plan of the school and my teachers’ names.
好的，我会发给你我们学校的规划图以及我老师的名字

Yeah ,no problem ,Yeah.
好的，没问题

And just make sure they’re all in the building when you knock it down.
在炸了我学校的时候，请确保我的老师都在里面

You just make sure you put all their names on it. I’ll give you a price for each individual teacher.
你只需确保你把他们的名字都发给我了.我就会告诉你一个老师需要花多少钱

Brilliant.
非常好

When the school falls down, will it make a crash or a wallop?
当学校倒塌的时候，它会发出怎么样的声音呢

It’ll make a big bang.
它会发出爆炸的巨响

Sounds good. I’ll talk to you later ,top man.
听起来不错，我会迟点再联系你的

Good luck, look after yourself.
祝你好运，自己小心爆炸

Fill your boots ,man.
随便你怎么说

Good luck.
祝你好运

See you later.
再见