蜡笔小新的经典语录

Introduction

Crayon Shin-chan (Kureyon Shinchan?) is a Japanese manga and animeseries written by Yoshito Usui. The title is commonly transliterated as either "Crayon Shin Chan" or "Crayon Shin-Chan" and is sold worldwide. The series follows the anticsof five-year-old Shinnosuke Nohara and his parents, neighbors, friends, dog and many others. The series is set in Kasukabe, Saitama Prefecture, Japan. It is called "Crayon Shin-chan" because "crayon" signifies the fact that Shin-chan goes to kindergarten. "Shin-chan" is the affectionate name for the main character.

More Detailed introduction

Crayon Shin-chan first appeared in a Japanese weekly magazine called Weekly Manga Action, which is published by Futabasha. Crayon Shin-chan began broadcasting on TV Asahi on April 13, 1992, and has also been aired by the anime television network, Animax across Japan, Hungama TV in India, and in Latin America.

Much of the humor in the series stems from Shin-chan's occasionally weird, unnatural and inappropriate use of language, as well as from his inappropriate behavior. Therefore much of this humor is untranslatablefor Western readers and viewers, and a few jokes can't even be translated into other East Asian languages. In Japanese, certain set phrases almost always accompany certain actions; many of these phrases have standard responses. A typical gag involves Shin-chan confounding his parents by using the wrong phrase for the occasion; for example, saying "welcome home!" when he arrives instead of "I'm home!".

During the beginning of the series, the TV show was mostly based on the storyline in the comic books. As the show progressed, more and more episodes became anime-original.

下面让我们来回顾一下小新的精彩语录吧~~

小新：    “有酱油卖吗？ ”
鱼铺老板：“没有。”
小新：    “有芥末卖吗？”
鱼铺老板：“没有。”
小新：    “什么都没有还敢开店。”

老师：“蝌蚪长大以后变成什么？”小新：“平底锅。”

老师：“现在上‘急救课’，先做口对口人工呼吸，这样重复做，会怎样？”
小新：“有人会告你性骚扰”
老师：“现在上‘急救’课，有人受伤，第一步要怎么做？”
小新：“我知道，问他要不要器官捐赠？”

小新：“妹妹，你干嘛那么用功？”
妹妹：“还不都是因为你”
小新：“我？”
妹妹：“没错，我们家总要有人有出息吧！”

美芽：“上完暑期辅导课就要马上回家，为什么不听话？我讨厌不准时回家的人
小新：“你干嘛那么生气？你下班没马上回家作饭，我也没生气啊！”

老师：“男女生到青春期会有第二性征出现，女生平坦的胸部会隆起，就像.....”
小新：“像双安全气囊”

小新：“老师，我要上厕所”
老师：“不行，现在是上课时间，刚才下课怎么不去？”
小新：“下课时间那么宝贵，用来上厕所多可惜呀！”

妹妹：“哥，你是我见过最爱干净的人”小新：“过奖了，你是怎么看出来的？”
妹妹：“不管什么事，你都推得一干二净”

美芽：“小新，你看，妹妹考100分，你才50分”小新：“我是照你的话做的”
美芽：“我说了什么？”小新：“你说我只要有妹妹的一半就很好了”

小新：“美芽，上次我和小毛打架打输了，这次我打赢了”美芽：“干嘛连打两次架？”
小新：“你不是教我，在哪里跌倒，就要在哪里站起来吗！”

美芽：“上下学不要落单，以免被不良少年勒索”小新：“可是同学都不肯跟我一起走”
美芽：“为什么？”小葵：“他们怕被哥哥勒索”