“生活大爆炸”西蒙·赫尔伯格访谈

-Well, I was in Brazil,

-You've just been... Oh.

-I know, I wrote that from Brazil.

-Did you, really? Hey, F?

-What?

-Yeah!

-No, I learned, you know, I, I'm very slow, I learned the essentials, I learned O-“thank you”

-O-“thank you”, yeah

-And I learned S, “sorry”, and then I learned B which is butt, and that got me through the whole trip sadly. Mainly…

-What were you doing there?

-It was, you know, we had a lot… The show's very popular, so we’d like, we have armed guards and bulletproof cars.

-Really? You were doing it with the cast of the show?

-Uh, just a few of us went there, yeah.

-Really? Did you parade up and down and skip the outfits for Carnival?

-Well, we missed carnival. I did go to the beach, and I'm afraid to wear Speedos(泳裤), I'm a slight man.

-Embracive, man, embracive(喜欢拥抱的人).

-You showed me backstage, I still.. I'm just still not into it.

-No, it's kind of like, you go like that, wow, yeah

-Yeah, but it's not a good “wow”.

-No, it's not good wow, that's gonna like, oh, no

-Yeah, it's an unkempt, just pale disaster.

-Are we still talking about me or...?

-I'm segueing to me

-Right, right, so you don't like to wear the Speedos, so...

-So yes, I just...I found the shortest pair of , you know swim trunks I could to try to, you know, I bought like a boy's medium swim trunks, so I didn't, I didn’t want to commit fully to the, to, you know, the further goes up, but there're a lot of thongs out there,

-Are guys wearing thongs ?

-I didn't look at the guys, I mean.

-Yeah, but you must go passing to have known, I mean, you can't say oh, I didn't see any guys,

-There were a few, there were a few male B that I...

-Really, I think the idea of guys wearing thongs, it's hilarious,

-I know, you showed me,

-Yeah, yeah,

-No, please, yeah, no, I tried to keep it civil and you know, just showed a little leg to reward the Brazilians with what they wanted.

-Is it, is it, did you get any hair work done there, if you know what I'm saying, Brazilian

-The wax? I though it was custom, so I did, I got the Bieber down there,

-You had it combed forward?

-It falls like that

-Yes,

-Some flat ironing and...

-Yes, I know, it's night.