13个单词写一段爱情故事，你会怎么写

Last fall, as part of our Modern Love at 13 project, we asked readers to submit haikulike versions of their love stories. We received, well, a few (ahem, north of 9,000) and shared some of our favorites then. Here is another batch of 13-word stories that caught our eye.

去年秋天，我们的“13个词的现代爱情”计划邀请读者提交他们的俳句式爱情故事。我们收到了一些（9000多条吧，嘿嘿），并分享了我们最喜欢的几条。这里是另一批吸引我们的13词故事。

“Love Is ...” takes a look at love in many forms. Love what you see?

“爱是……”以各种各样的形式去看待爱情。爱你所看到的吗？

I will never mistake your amazing gooeyness. I love you, mac ’n’ cheese.

你那美妙的黏黏糊糊我永远不会弄错。我爱你，起司通心粉。

Don’t expect sex to be sexy at 60 if it’s not at 16.

如果16岁的性爱不够性感，不要指望到60岁时会有所改善。

Cuba. You were Danish. I complimented your Speedos. You said, “Thanks, they’re secondhand.”

在古巴。你是丹麦人。我称赞你的速比涛(Speedo)游泳装备。你说，“谢谢，是二手的。”

Has anyone ever been consistently so happy to see me as my dog?

还有什么人像我的狗那样总是很高兴看到我？

I talk in the mornings. She doesn’t. But we’ve made it this long.

我爱在早上说话。她不说。但我们还是在一起这么久了。

He wrote me a poem, but I recognized it as Depeche Mode lyrics.

他给我写了一首诗，但我认出是“赶时髦”(Depeche Mode)乐队的歌词。

We both like Mountain Dew and sticking our tongues out; the important stuff.

我们都喜欢激浪汽水(Mountain Dew)和吐舌头；都是重要的事。

Our friends keep on having babies. We moved to Europe. We sleep great.

我们的朋友们不断地生孩子。我们搬到了欧洲。我们睡得很好。

Waiter, please set the table for three: my girlfriend, her anxiety and me.

服务员，请上三份餐具：给我、我的女朋友，以及她的焦虑。

My kids moved out and he moved in; my first dog, named Wilbur.

我的孩子们搬了出去，他搬进来了；他是我的第一只狗，名叫威尔伯。

45 years bliss. Then 13-word challenge. Now can’t agree. Love doomed. Thanks.

45年的幸福。13个词的挑战。现在谈不拢了。爱情没了。谢谢啊。

You had me at, “Don’t worry, I haven’t watched ‘Game of Thrones,’ either.”

听到那句“别担心，我也没看过《权力的游戏》”已经足够。

Years from now, I hope the headline doesn’t become “Buddhism stole my boyfriend.”

我希望多年以后标题不会成为“佛教偷走了我的男朋友”。

Never kiss and tell, especially when you are kissing an Army intelligence commander.

别刚亲完就说出去，尤其是如果亲的是一个陆军情报指挥官。（短语“kiss and tell”有泄露秘密、背叛他人信任的意思。译注）

Post-kiss, it was never going to work. Maybe it was the Doritos.

吻后，咱们没戏的。可能是因为多力多滋玉米片。