轻松英语口语会话 笑论时事(mp3+lrc字幕)

[00:00.00]Announcer:If you're not reading Larry King's News and Views in USA Today ,then you're missing out on the issues that matter.
[00:04.37]如果你不是在观看“今日美国”中“拉里·金的看新闻、论新闻”，那么你就错过了这一期中最关键的部分。
[00:08.75]Larry King:This is News and Views,here's my two cents,gang.
[00:12.06]这里是“看新闻、论新闻”节目，朋友们，这里是我的两美分。
[00:15.37]If you only see one film the rest of your life it should be "Mickey Blue Eyes."
[00:19.96]如果你的一生中只能再看一场电影，那么，这部电影肯定是《蓝眼睛米奇》。
[00:24.55]When it comes to window blinds,vertical blinds are terrific,but so are horizontal blinds.
[00:29.07]当说到窗帘，立式的百叶窗太棒了，但水平的百叶窗也一样。
[00:33.59]Has anybody ever died of a heart attack?I mean,really?
[00:35.80]有没有人曾经死于心脏病？我的意思是，真有其事吗？
[00:38.02]I don't care what anyone says,in my book.Ted Keczynski is not the Unabomber.
[00:41.96]我不在乎别人会说什么，在我的书里面，托德·卡辛斯基不是联合协会的投弹案犯。
[00:45.90]Sudden thought:When did sugar diabetes become plain old diabetes?
[00:50.35]突然间想到一个问题，什么时候糖尿病成了完全是老人的糖尿病？
[00:54.79]Of all of the figures of the 20th Century one of the greatest has to be Robert Urich.
[00:58.43]罗伯特·乌里奇是二十世纪最伟大的人物之一。
[01:02.06]I have no tolerance,gang,for anyone who commits arson.
[01:04.35]我对任何纵火犯是决不宽恕的，朋友们！
[01:06.64]World Series prediction,it will be the Diamondbacks in 4.
[01:10.29]世界系列预报：第四频道会播放Diamondbacks节目。
[01:13.94]The more I think about it,the more I appreciate the equator.
[01:16.34]这想得越多，我就越是欣赏赤道。
[01:18.73]I don't ever remember seeing a Mormon,not once ,not ever.
[01:21.23]我记得从来没有见过一个摩门教徒，一次也没有。
[01:23.74]Is it just me ,or is anyone else sick and tired of Nelson Mandela?
[01:26.62]是不是只有我，或者还有其他的人对尼尔森·曼德拉感到厌恶？
[01:29.50]Here's the dirty truth,gang,Poland spring water does not come from Poland.
[01:32.68]朋友们，这就是赤裸裸的真相——波兰的泉水不是产自波兰。
[01:35.87]I interviewed Chile's imprisoned dictator General Pinochet last week,and take it from me ,guys,this fella has a terrific laugh.
[01:40.04]我上周采访了智利被监禁的独裁者皮洛切特将军，我告诉你们，朋友们，这家伙的笑声很不错。
[01:44.22]Does anybody remember baseball cards?
[01:46.33]有没有人记得棒球卡？
[01:48.43]Between Hurricane Hugo and Hurricane Andrew,nothing beats Hurricane Hugo.
[01:51.67]在雨果飓风和安德努飓风二者之间，雨果飓风是战无不胜的。
[01:54.91]My wish for the new millennium is that we see a lot more of John Larro-quette.
[01:57.76]我对新千年的希望是：我们可以了解约翰·拉洛奎特多一些。
[02:00.60]Family update,folks:Holding my baby son,Chance King makes me realize how much more I love him than my other children.
[02:06.14]家庭在更新，朋友们！抱着我的小儿子查恩斯，我意识到在我所有的孩子中我最爱他。
[02:11.69]Announcer:This has been USA Today's News and Views with Larry King.
[02:14.32]这里是“今日美国”的“和拉里·金看新闻、论新闻”节目。
[02:16.94]Larry King:Margarine has its place,but nothing beats the real deal...butter.
[02:20.31]人造黄油有了市场，但怎么也不能跟真正的奶油相比。
[02:23.68]Announcer:If you're not reading "Larry King's News & Views"in USA Today,then you're missing out on the issues that matter.
[02:27.13]如果你不是在观看《今日美国》中“拉里·金的看新闻、论新闻”，那么你就错过了这一期中最关键的部分。
[02:30.59]Larry King:You heard it here first,gang:if you only see one film for the rest of your life,
[02:32.95]首先你要听听，朋友们，如果你的一生中只能再看一场电影，
[02:35.30]it should be "Jungle to Jungle".Baltimore is a dirty,ugly city.
[02:37.68]那么，这部电影肯定是“深入丛林”。巴尔的摩是一座肮脏的城市、丑陋的城市。
[02:40.06]Is it just me ,or is anyone else sick and tired of The Pope?
[02:42.02]是不是只有我，或者还有其它的人对教皇感到厌恶？
[02:43.98]There isn't a better singer in the world,than Boz Scaggs.
[02:45.58]世界上没有一个歌手能比伯斯·斯卡格斯更优秀。
[02:47.18]Sometimes I wonder if giving women the right to vote wasn't a huge mistake.
[02:49.60]有时候我不知道赋予女性选择权是不是一个天大的错误。
[02:52.01]One of the great figures of the 20th Century has to be James Brolin.
[02:54.35]二十世纪最伟大的人物之一得数詹姆斯·布洛林。
[02:56.69]The more I think about it,the more I love chicken_a great,great meat.
[02:59.06]我想得越多，我就越是喜欢鸡肉——这是一种美味的肉类。
[03:01.44]If Timothy Mc Veigh is guilty of this terrible Oklahoma City bombing,then they should put that guy in jail for a long,long time.
[03:05.15]如果提摩泰·麦克文在恐怖的俄城大爆炸案中有罪的话，那么他们应该把这个家伙永远关进监狱。