让人变得更加懒惰的发明

Brilliant scientists and tiny overseas hands work eighteen-hour days to produce 5 devices that can make you even lazier than a stereotypical American!

聪明的科学家和海外的手工小作坊每天18小时的加工诞生了5件可以使你变得比墨守陈规的美国人还懒惰的装置。

Step 1: Clapper Plus 升级版声控感应器

No one ever told you about the dark side of this '80s classic! Sore hands, blisters, overly-strong wrists... but now Clapper has brought you the Clapper Plus! You can use a remote control to do all the clapping work for you.

声控感应器导致双手疼痛、起水泡和粗壮的手腕。而现在一切都以遥控轻松解决。

Step 2: Moo Mixer 搅拌器

Lazies love lumping chocolate into everything, but milk mixing is mind-numbing, to say the most. Thanks to the Moo Mixer, chocolate milk is now merely a button away. You just pour in the milk and chocolate, then hit the button to stir.

搅拌牛奶和巧克力是件麻烦事，可现在你只需按下开关就ok了。

Step 3: Twirling Spaghetti Fork 旋转意大利面叉

Tired of warping your wrist to wrap that spaghetti on your fork? The Twirling Spaghetti Fork takes all of the guesswork out of Italian food.

对卷起意大利面疲倦了吗？还是让电动叉子来帮你吧。

Step 4: Motorized Ice Cream Cone 电动冰激凌筒

With all that licking, you're probably using up all the calories you're getting from that ice cream... or something. With the motorized ice cream cone, just stick out your tongue, and let the ice cream lick you!

不停地舔冰激凌可能把你从冰激凌中吸收的卡路里都消耗了。但有了电动冰激凌筒，你只要伸出舌头就行了。

Step 5: The Nugget Cup 托盘杯

By now you've noticed the one thing those dumb geniuses never considered: the strain all this eating laziness puts on your thumb! You deserve a hands-free break. Pour the soda pop into the cup, place the tray on top, put your nuggets in there, then pop in a few bendy straws! You can chomp and chug all in one chunk-slurp motion!

有人大概懒得练手都不想动吧。那么就试试托盘杯。把汽水倒入杯中，再放上硬托盘，放些鸡块在上面。然后插入几根可弯曲吸管。好了，你现在可以一边嚼一边喝了。